QDB: Quote #610847: "Good Book ReportStudents were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:Titanic:..... $29.99Clinton:..... $29.99Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to readClinton:..... Over 3 hours to readTitanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, andsubsequent catastrophe.Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton:..... Let's not go there.Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing"

How to setup your keyboard's extra keys in X11

Ever wanted to learn how to configure all those extra keys on your keyboard to work in Linux? Well this article details how to do this. No more useless media buttons in Linux.

My discovery of this little gem has made my Sateik Gaming Keyboard worthwhile on linux, while its still not much use for gaming, my KVM switch is revived, and the 20 extra keys are now worthwhile!

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Me and My Love

Me and My Love
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Its me, and Andi... I love her :)

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